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Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32834) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27457) - you deserved it (6003)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

#14232649
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (3472)

On 12/17/2010 at 4:48am - health - by dmsmcd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10918) - you deserved it (41746)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24740) - you deserved it (5506)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

#13934575
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28008) - you deserved it (3430)

On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

#13858571
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27261) - you deserved it (4254)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:25pm - health - by n0taplumber - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (6005)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

#13847901
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (6081)

On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54701) - you deserved it (2658)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML

#13788203
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19513) - you deserved it (2620)

On 11/10/2010 at 8:16am - misc - by dearprudence89 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

#13764337
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11699) - you deserved it (22745)

On 11/08/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

#13742971
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24431) - you deserved it (2685)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

#13717829
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (7647)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (5293)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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