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Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (3736)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

#15919634
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27651) - you deserved it (4437)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (11551)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34502) - you deserved it (9732)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (10103)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (16591)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

#15308430
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34271) - you deserved it (9201)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36844) - you deserved it (6555)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

#15098131
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (8946)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48532) - you deserved it (4435)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

#15035621
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34343) - you deserved it (5490)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (3112)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

#14851025
54 comments

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52240) - you deserved it (3838)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)



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