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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
by henry feingold / 06/10/2011 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 10:33am / Singapore / Transportation
Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
by Anon / 05/25/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by helen / 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm / Work
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
by scarlet / 05/09/2011 at 11:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid, so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML
by srsly_what / 04/28/2011 at 7:13pm / United Kingdom (North Yorkshire) / Work
by cnamobi / 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Cecilly2010 / 04/28/2011 at 11:53am / Animals
by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
by rockyrocket / 04/26/2011 at 3:19pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…