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Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

#14459175
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18168) - you deserved it (5437)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (6624)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

#14382605
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26050) - you deserved it (2121)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (10521)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

#14315930
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24892) - you deserved it (2522)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (2639)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28258) - you deserved it (6111)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

#14232649
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (3474)

On 12/17/2010 at 4:48am - health - by dmsmcd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10945) - you deserved it (41783)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24770) - you deserved it (5506)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

#13934575
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28026) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

#13858571
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27287) - you deserved it (4257)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:25pm - health - by n0taplumber - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33373) - you deserved it (6011)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

#13847901
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18051) - you deserved it (6085)

On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55416) - you deserved it (2702)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa



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