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by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
by allycat / 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML
by AceGeek / 07/22/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Stacy Dee / 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
by sandwichmaker / 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
by Boo / 07/14/2011 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
by Mothering / 07/11/2011 at 5:25am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by m2k / 06/20/2011 at 10:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
by Jenievonteese / 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
- Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious.… Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's… Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay…