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ilovefall10's favorite FMLs

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16723) - you deserved it (34286)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53476) - you deserved it (3283)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23409) - you deserved it (2431)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33147) - you deserved it (6667)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (2763)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

#17247420
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (2297)

On 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by allycat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24049) - you deserved it (4062)

On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31534) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (6246)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (3072)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (9337)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

#17104871
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22066) - you deserved it (8292)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13628) - you deserved it (52804)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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