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by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
by footscratching / 01/28/2012 at 1:27am / United States / Kids
by maryfaithh / 01/27/2012 at 11:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by JellitonOctopus / 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by FML / 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
by wellthatsawkward / 12/30/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Utah) / Love
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by guy / 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…