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Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15767) - you deserved it (41654)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (1909)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23892) - you deserved it (15490)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52942) - you deserved it (4899)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27537) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33082) - you deserved it (9251)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (2906)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (2757)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (3069)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (2621)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (2783)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32113) - you deserved it (4303)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32587) - you deserved it (4580)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23502) - you deserved it (5651)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)



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