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Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

#19847645
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33740) - you deserved it (2289)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23296) - you deserved it (6014)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML

#19797072
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20029) - you deserved it (4655)

On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30628) - you deserved it (4588)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (4267)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

#19631017
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (3498)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21912) - you deserved it (2692)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

#19262944
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7668) - you deserved it (22980)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26517) - you deserved it (1960)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (2714)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23247) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27200) - you deserved it (3874)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27801) - you deserved it (2158)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21838) - you deserved it (2710)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States



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