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ilovefall10's favorite FMLs

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (2709)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31372) - you deserved it (2749) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (3851)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27578) - you deserved it (2145)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21667) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22679) - you deserved it (4230)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27141) - you deserved it (3846)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (3613)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31625) - you deserved it (2797)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14598) - you deserved it (39167)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24247) - you deserved it (1891)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23618) - you deserved it (15415)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (2191)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32738) - you deserved it (9207)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (2781)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -



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