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Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
by dmsmcd / 12/17/2010 at 4:48am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
by vhtdgjj / 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
by fulloshit / 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
by can't breathe / 11/22/2010 at 6:33am / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
by n0taplumber / 11/15/2010 at 10:25pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 12:08am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
by dearprudence89 / 11/10/2010 at 8:16am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 12:11pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 7:28pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…