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by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 8:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I have a cold and need to blow my nose all the time. The problem is that every time I blow my nose, I get a nosebleed. When I breathe through my mouth, I have a coughing fit. So I have to choose between not breathing, coughing up mucus or blowing blood. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2011 at 9:37am / United States (New York) / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:22am / Germany (Sachsen) / Transportation
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 2:30am / United States / Animals
by loneliness / 12/30/2010 at 12:48am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by nerdsgetmehot / 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by nick / 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by Username / 12/23/2010 at 9:48am / Canada / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…