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Today, I have a cold and need to blow my nose all the time. The problem is that every time I blow my nose, I get a nosebleed. When I breathe through my mouth, I have a coughing fit. So I have to choose between not breathing, coughing up mucus or blowing blood. FML

#14625013
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (2715)

On 01/18/2011 at 9:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15174) - you deserved it (38193) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26584) - you deserved it (3858)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

#14585714
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30952) - you deserved it (5802)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

#14459175
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19950) - you deserved it (5636)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24958) - you deserved it (6651)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

#14382605
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26276) - you deserved it (2138)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (10573)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

#14315930
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (2711)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34546) - you deserved it (2755)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29055) - you deserved it (6190)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

#14232649
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (3597)

On 12/17/2010 at 4:48am - health - by dmsmcd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11028) - you deserved it (42035)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31961) - you deserved it (4219)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (5635)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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