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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 January 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iliveinthesky : I just live it.

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34361) - you deserved it (9477)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33539) - you deserved it (3234)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

#13601704
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34642) - you deserved it (4070)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70057) - you deserved it (7884)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

#259383
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (56052)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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