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  • Number of visits : 388
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iliveintexas : I live in Texas, most of the people here are complete, idiotic rednecks.

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Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (1762)

On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)



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