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Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML


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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML


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