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ilarsnl
  • Town/Country : Rotterdam, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

#20560709
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I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (3586)

On 03/26/2013 at 7:40am - kids - by bear - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45265) - you deserved it (7295)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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