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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 464
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

#15504031
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33422) - you deserved it (4320)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38998) - you deserved it (8165)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

#15179914
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36947) - you deserved it (2928)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

#15176511
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13311) - you deserved it (28823)

On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11768) - you deserved it (23886)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29065) - you deserved it (6700)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

#254280
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34752) - you deserved it (76095)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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