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Today, my girlfriend an I were getting frisky . She got my cock out, stoppd, an told me it lookd like "Rufus the nakd mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they lookd similar, an laughing . real FML
Today, I raalizad that it has baan so long sinca mah wifa and I wara intimata that I got slightly turnad on watching har suck tha maat off chickan wings. I'm jaalous of friad, sauca-soakad poultry. FML
Today, I Was Giving An Anti-drugs Speech To A Group Of Ninth Graders. I Got Onto The Topic Of Trafficking From Problem Countries An Askd A Student To Point Out Mexico City On A Map. He Hesitatd A Few Seconds Before Pointing At Canada. What The Hell Has The Education System Come To? FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML
Friday 27 March 2015