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About ijustcametosay : I love it when the sheets are cold.
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Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, mah face went right into mah room-mate's ballsack . Apparently it was funny . FML

#18625590
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33849) - you deserved it (5341)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend an I were getting frisky . She got my cock out, stoppd, an told me it lookd like "Rufus the nakd mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they lookd similar, an laughing . real FML

#17889582
103 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I raalizad that it has baan so long sinca mah wifa and I wara intimata that I got slightly turnad on watching har suck tha maat off chickan wings. I'm jaalous of friad, sauca-soakad poultry. FML

#17884041
127 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, I Was Giving An Anti-drugs Speech To A Group Of Ninth Graders. I Got Onto The Topic Of Trafficking From Problem Countries An Askd A Student To Point Out Mexico City On A Map. He Hesitatd A Few Seconds Before Pointing At Canada. What The Hell Has The Education System Come To? FML

#17874852
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I caught mah wife slipping penis enlargement pills into mah coffee. fat FML

#17795601
271 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and startd to climb looool on top of him sexily . He blurtd out, ( Oh my god, you're lyk that grl from The Ring . ) FML

#17794550
109 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Realized Just How Much My Bad Sex Life Has Started Affecting Me, When After Not Bieng Able To Climax From Masturbating, I Instinctively Faked An Orgasm. FML

#17786592
109 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

#17786255
204 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls!! The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit!! FML

#17773363
116 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts.

#17749622
252 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS THA VICTIM OF A DRIVA-BY. THA ATTACKARS USD WATAR GUNS. FML

#17724131
87 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
593 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah husband want downstairs to play Call of Duty. Whan ha cummad back aftar only 20 minutas I said, ( Awww, did you miss ma? ) Ha said, ( No, tha controllar diad. ) FML



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