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ijrnelson

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19937
  • Number of comments : 323
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 7:04am

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ijrnelson's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

by holladaddy / 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous