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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1988 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19763
  • Number of comments : 323
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53794) - you deserved it (9883)

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