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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48902) - you deserved it (9150)

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