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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 February 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2851
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About iiazndorkii : Hi. Um. I'm a girl. If you hadn't noticed. I'm a sarcasm-holic, and it's an addict I'm extremely proud of. Fact of the matter is, if you can't handle sarcasm, get out of my way. If that sounded harsh, please go away. If it seemed slightly funny, we could have a nice conversation.

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Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (9026)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51834) - you deserved it (4331)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML


I agree, your life sucks (57882) - you deserved it (5810)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML


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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

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