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iiazndorkii
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2033
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About iiazndorkii : Hi. Um. I'm a girl. If you hadn't noticed. I'm a sarcasm-holic, and it's an addict I'm extremely proud of. Fact of the matter is, if you can't handle sarcasm, get out of my way. If that sounded harsh, please go away. If it seemed slightly funny, we could have a nice conversation.

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Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

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On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

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73 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
135 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

#14447328
215 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
76 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -

Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

#14386162
106 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
201 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
226 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
200 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
128 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me had forgotten to pay for her milk. In the spirit of the season, I paid for it and wished her happy holidays. She snatched the milk and gave me an ugly look. Then huffed at me before stomping off. FML

#14048564
164 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
132 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

#14046266
96 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28521) - you deserved it (3028)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq



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