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iiTzNeeNerz

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1303
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iiTzNeeNerz : I'm just here for the *gasp* inducing FML's. The most outrageous are definitely the best.

What I love: Music, cars, photography, Supernatural.

There is a boy in my life who means the world to me. He calls me Mom.

The name is Noemi :)
No, I don't have a Kik.

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iiTzNeeNerz's favorite FMLs

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

#21001045
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51744) - you deserved it (14904)

On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm not getting paid 400$ per month because I failed my Russian language proficiency test. Russian is my first language. FML

#20980385
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (14968)

On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - work - by russianfail - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

#20980172
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40633) - you deserved it (2923)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:50am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

#20971434
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46835) - you deserved it (11437)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

#20971142
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41191) - you deserved it (5160)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

#20968871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44399) - you deserved it (3456)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49694) - you deserved it (3753)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

#20953907
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45698) - you deserved it (4148)

On 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by LetMeOut - United States (Texas)

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

#20940116
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (13874)

On 10/31/2013 at 10:30am - love - by AML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML

#20933884
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43804) - you deserved it (4827)

On 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

#20869975
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38521) - you deserved it (2509)

On 09/06/2013 at 7:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

#20783934
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42486) - you deserved it (4471)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:41am - misc - by sammy77sam (man) - Saint Kitts and Nevis (Saint George Basseterre)

Today, while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML

#20774202
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46831) - you deserved it (3305)

On 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm - misc - by my honest father - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54921) - you deserved it (7744)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

#20766909
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46755) - you deserved it (18762)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States



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