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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iheartstewie7 : Since 4/12 :)
Cali baby • Scorpio • love dogs • french fries

Fav Family Guy quotes ;)

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin

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iheartstewie7's favorite FMLs

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13315) - you deserved it (54523) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (25370)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7857) - you deserved it (25256)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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