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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1981 (34 years)
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About iheartowls : I'm 29 yrs. old, married with a daughter. I'm usually very nice to other people. :) When I'm not busy chasing my little one around, I enjoy playing the guitar.

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Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML


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