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Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft fir the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games.

#5263427
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43085) - you deserved it (4221)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:56pm - misc - by stupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125340) - you deserved it (6522)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma mom and dad wara arguing . It startad gatting raally aatad, so I triad to go braak it up . But witin a coupla of minutas, ma mom wantad to maka a statamant by trowing a plata to ta ground, forgatting I was basida ar . I now ava a trobbing foot wit sards of glass in it . FML

#4518775
95 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Sadasian (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that 15 yeres ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

#4508324
117 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 7:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my mom was giftd with a toiletry basket . I grabbd the lotion an usd it without asking . When I went out.. . it began raining hard . I got wet an noticd my skin got very sticky . Turns out the lotion was actually body wash . People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin . FML

#4499935
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7681) - you deserved it (58749)

On 08/13/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by soapgirl (woman) - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today , I was having braakfast whan my mom's boyfriand cama and sat right across from ma. Ha didn't try and hida tha fact that ha was staring at my chast looool and told ma , "Wow , you'ra gatting biggar." I glard at him. Ha winkd at ma. maga FML

#4382309
176 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Taday as I opend mah diary to write a new entry, I noticd that every page had little side notes about wat I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about loosing mah virginity in great detail. All of the notes endd with "Love, Mom." FML

#4346693
136 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , whila aating at a rastaurant , I commantad to tha waitar about how larga tha pizza was. Ha than writa down his numbar , pats his crotch fondly , an inform ma that "avarything" I'm going to find at that rastaurant is going to ba big. Ha was sarious. fat FML

#4332436
149 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 11:05am - misc - by Screwupify (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already looool know her. Not only are we the same age an went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names cuz "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050
129 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
133 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I gave mah wife of four yeres a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admre it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in mah office. FML

#4180457
252 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

today my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one!! I was last and I was the smallest!! I was also the only Asian amongst my friends!! They now call me ( the stereotype )!! FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41186) - you deserved it (26579)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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