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Today, mah boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment . FML

#15871654
227 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today... while at a boring lecture... I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around... wondering wat was so funny... which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked lyk I'd been giving mah pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

#15386188
159 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

#15105515
164 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move . As I got up, the bus turnd round a corner and I fell over into looool a man's lap . When I trid to get up, I slippd down between his legs . FML

#14963197
59 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML

#14852501
235 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend met mah dad fir the first time. The first thing mah dad said to him was "So, how low have u kissed?" FML

#14559001
78 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

I Kept Finding Ants Crawling All Over Face. After Ahile, I Realized That They Were All Coming From Bered. I Have Had A Population Of Ants Living In Bered. Mega FML

#14373972
224 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went looool into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting fir me outside the stall. They did a slow clap fir me. mega FML

#14277581
86 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today mah grlfriend dumpd me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral an was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because mah mum has cancer an I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

#14263192
171 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went to mah Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I lookd down I noticd that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticd he was viewing mah profile. He stalkd the profile 4 a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in mah life. mega FML

#13963928
160 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

yastarday I was having a good talk with a coworkar an I was axcitd that I'va mada frst friand at work. Aftar sharing soma storias an soma laughs ha askd if I had a boyfriand. I said I do. Ha askd if I was always faithful , I said I was. Ha than walkd away. FML

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117 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 2:33am - work - by csor027 - United States (California)

TODAY , I WAS CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS AND I COULD TELL TIS PARTICULAR CANDIDATE WAS REALLY NERVOUS , SO I WAS EXTRA NICE. AT TE END , E WAS RELUCTANT TO SAKE MY AND. ON TE WAY OUT I REALISD WY: I AD LOST TE TOP BUTTON ON MY LOW CUT TOP , AND E WAS NURSING IS APPRECIATION OF TE VIEW. FML

#13153381
149 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

#12948197
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (22913)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)



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