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Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - intimacy - by BlootheBawss - United States (Florida)
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
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