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Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

#19247748
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (2781)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

#19161181
85 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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322 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

#18854508
225 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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217 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

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147 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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323 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (7466)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States



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