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I agree, their lives suck
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Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML
I Took My Date Out Fir Dinner To A Seafood Restaurant An She Ordered Expensive Prawns !! Later, When We Had Sex, She Started To Complain About Her Stomach Hurting An Then Had Diarrhea Fir Hours !! Great Job Prawns !! Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015