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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's 4 Christmas dinner. FML

#18613200
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41387) - you deserved it (5142)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, MY WIFE CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING TO PORN. SHE SCREAMED AT ME AND ASKED WHY I WOULD BE MASTURBATING WHEN I HAD HER TO HAVE SEX WITH. SO I ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX, SHE SAID NO. MEGA FML

#18108392
254 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to looool tell mah husband to putted his penis away.

#17400006
154 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, after being terrified fir yeres, I went on a plane fir the frst time. It was also the frst time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
114 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today , I bought an otter box. While setting up mah iPhone , I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
96 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in tha middla of tha night, my fiancé startad yalling gibbarish in his slaap. Whan I triad to waka him, ha punchad ma squara in tha faca. FML

#14842863
64 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by nosleep (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

I Took My Date Out Fir Dinner To A Seafood Restaurant An She Ordered Expensive Prawns !! Later, When We Had Sex, She Started To Complain About Her Stomach Hurting An Then Had Diarrhea Fir Hours !! Great Job Prawns !! Mega FML

#12797792
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28077) - you deserved it (4550)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)



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