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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1394
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ihatetaylor : honestly, i sort of hate people / hairspray / socks
but there are some things you have to live with

i'm taylor
i'm 15
i probably think you're stupid / annoying
i'm a stereotypical hardcore teen
i troll lame sites for the hell of it
i poof up my hair and pretend to scream
i try to play the drums but mostly fail

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Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (56349) - you deserved it (4032)

On 07/18/2009 at 12:14pm - intimacy - by nonmormon (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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