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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1501
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ihateFMLJkxD : Om&m and Zelda all the way. :D

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Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

#17446772
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (7517)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49949) - you deserved it (5197)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (9982)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (74544)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40892) - you deserved it (5010)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (17122)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51353) - you deserved it (8172)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37470) - you deserved it (7929)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36800) - you deserved it (17197)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (48578)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51911) - you deserved it (15200)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40094) - you deserved it (3959)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (8661)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

#17085145
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38573) - you deserved it (3724)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20415) - you deserved it (53967)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States



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