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  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Miss
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About igottafeelingxo : GET OFF MY PROFILE!!!! Jk. I'm nice :3 i like to troll a little when I'm bored hehe ^.^

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Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46170) - you deserved it (3345)

On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5032) - you deserved it (26814)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32223) - you deserved it (9797) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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