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igottafeelingxo

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igottafeelingxo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About igottafeelingxo : GET OFF MY PROFILE!!!! Jk. I'm nice :3 i like to troll a little when I'm bored hehe ^.^

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igottafeelingxo's favorite FMLs

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

#20831181
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53459) - you deserved it (4240)

On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

#20055735
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6688) - you deserved it (31431)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39811) - you deserved it (11520) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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