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igottafeelingxo
  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About igottafeelingxo : GET OFF MY PROFILE!!!! Jk. I'm nice :3 i like to troll a little when I'm bored hehe ^.^

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Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3743) - you deserved it (18668)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29403) - you deserved it (7938) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version



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