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Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada
Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)
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