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Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26053) - you deserved it (4380)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (15043)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (6478)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21704) - you deserved it (3319)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29311) - you deserved it (2812)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

#17687810
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20503) - you deserved it (1665)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (5082)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45801) - you deserved it (17627)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31026) - you deserved it (4995)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24795) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29439) - you deserved it (3841)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29439) - you deserved it (3841)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7308) - you deserved it (33928)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
230 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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