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Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24593) - you deserved it (12807)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29411) - you deserved it (7703)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29411) - you deserved it (7703)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14379) - you deserved it (36504)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (5416)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

#18518838
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34821) - you deserved it (3426)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36776) - you deserved it (3917)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (3023)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML

#18379214
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (2452)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11245) - you deserved it (20376)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (5496)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24321) - you deserved it (9336)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

#18065493
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23639) - you deserved it (4327)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14084) - you deserved it (39145)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28249) - you deserved it (4406)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)



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