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Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (2553)
On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (2676)
On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16971) - you deserved it (1769)
On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)
Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8746) - you deserved it (13296)
On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20162) - you deserved it (8613)
On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18437) - you deserved it (3105)
On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
I agree, your life sucks (11150) - you deserved it (27796)
On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (3343)
On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21682) - you deserved it (3376)
On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18495) - you deserved it (2560)
On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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