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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States
Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 9:07pm - misc - by SHK519 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)
Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States
Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Kayla_Zee_Ninja - United States
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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