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by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by masterman / 08/27/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by S. / 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
by brylynn / 08/25/2012 at 9:58pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 2:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by mr_flarpin / 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 2:31am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Health
by stupidbullcrêpe / 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Health
by Demetria / 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
by Lauren / 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by sneaky1324 / 08/18/2012 at 3:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 08/17/2012 at 3:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by cardsftw / 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by scarredforlife / 08/16/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…