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Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by missy (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)
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