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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27344) - you deserved it (6164)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (30171)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31748) - you deserved it (6382)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

#7492319
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18586) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7797) - you deserved it (30385)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61601) - you deserved it (7059)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22964) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30870) - you deserved it (9763)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

#6933865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29605) - you deserved it (2075)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

#6901032
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34475) - you deserved it (11239)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8466) - you deserved it (38578)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

#6739480
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (3383)

On 12/13/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10189) - you deserved it (35678)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10189) - you deserved it (35678)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)



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