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Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States
Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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