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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her T.V. repaired. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 12:26am - work - by customerservicesucks - Canada (Alberta)
Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States
Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, while working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - work - by mallcop - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
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