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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17866) - you deserved it (8433)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7747)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

#11980877
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25638) - you deserved it (7009)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10042) - you deserved it (35856)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

#11264339
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (3427)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her T.V. repaired. FML

#10769429
74 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 12:26am - work - by customerservicesucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

#10717478
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23017) - you deserved it (6879)

On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

#8989012
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15482) - you deserved it (1891)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States

Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML

#8663559
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (31404)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

#8612009
96 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, while working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

#8230374
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18914) - you deserved it (1868)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - work - by mallcop - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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104 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML



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