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Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33820) - you deserved it (516)
On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20077) - you deserved it (3148)
On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46953) - you deserved it (7164)
On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4105)
On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (4461)
On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22751) - you deserved it (2249)
On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (6152)
On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27624) - you deserved it (5197)
On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States
Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25989) - you deserved it (2673)
On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32368) - you deserved it (4311)
On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -
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