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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML