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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1991 (24 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 4321
  • Number of comments : 704
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About igive : I am here for amusement at the posters' expense.

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Fucked!<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 10:29am<b>draeM</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 3:22am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:37am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:17am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:44am<b>kafka779</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:32am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:45pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:56pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:10am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 4:10am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:29pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:43am<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:43pm<b>briang959</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:22am<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:30am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 2:18am<b>Mindset</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 9:14pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 4:12am

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igive's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

by annonymous / 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

by Anon / 05/15/2015 at 9:58am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

by Anonymous / 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

by ellabellabooboo / 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend and I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

by Grrrreat / 02/04/2015 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

by fatty / 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

by tanisLX / 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

by Waterfalls / 10/07/2014 at 7:33am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

by Anonymous / 09/18/2014 at 3:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

by HappilyNeverAfter / 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Geek

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

by SCARRED / 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (Slough) / Work