About igive : I am here for amusement at the posters' expense.
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igive's favorite FMLs
Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML
by jacobianscum / 11/29/2015 at 2:05am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/29/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
by annonymous / 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anon / 05/15/2015 at 9:58am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by ellabellabooboo / 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by Grrrreat / 02/04/2015 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by fatty / 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML
by tanisLX / 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
by Waterfalls / 10/07/2014 at 7:33am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…