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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3763
  • Number of comments : 678
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About igive : I am here for amusement at the posters' expense.

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Visits<b>jordahl9999</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:11pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 7:11pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:22pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:59am<b>andy594328</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 10:42pm<b>BAYLEEBAKER</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:13pm<b>GGitsNami</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:21am<b>xoxo2016</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:47pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:04pm<b>DanMan9</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:11pm<b>xxmusicswaggxx</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:59pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:09pm<b>lurker_no_more</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:16am<b>jfreeman86</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:42am<b>isabelc</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 9:44pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:51pm<b>evanmurphy</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:32pm

Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:37am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:17am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:44am<b>kafka779</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:32am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:45pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:56pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:10am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 4:10am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:29pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:43am<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:43pm<b>briang959</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:22am<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:30am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 2:18am<b>Mindset</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 9:14pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 4:12am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 2:07am

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igive's favorite FMLs

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

#21387285
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29345) - you deserved it (3107)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

#21379171
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30618) - you deserved it (2566)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend and I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21349595
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39184) - you deserved it (4729)

On 02/04/2015 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Grrrreat (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

#21317298
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42386) - you deserved it (4849)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

#21300816
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (5554)

On 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

#21285139
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34499) - you deserved it (9218)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm - misc - by tanisLX - United States (California)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (10147)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54113) - you deserved it (5214)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

#21260355
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45067) - you deserved it (5035)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

#21253498
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (5112)

On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

#21247953
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48920) - you deserved it (7326)

On 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by SCARRED (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

#21247836
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39370) - you deserved it (10636)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

#21234971
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48572) - you deserved it (3846)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55539) - you deserved it (7207)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

#21222459
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55489) - you deserved it (5331)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States



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