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igive

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3748
  • Number of comments : 677
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About igive : I am here for amusement at the posters' expense.

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Visits<b>jordahl9999</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:11pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 7:11pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:22pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:59am<b>andy594328</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 10:42pm<b>BAYLEEBAKER</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:13pm<b>GGitsNami</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:21am<b>xoxo2016</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:47pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:04pm<b>DanMan9</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:11pm<b>xxmusicswaggxx</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:59pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:09pm<b>lurker_no_more</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:16am<b>jfreeman86</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:42am<b>isabelc</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 9:44pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:51pm<b>evanmurphy</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:32pm

Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:37am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:17am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:44am<b>kafka779</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:32am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:45pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:56pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:10am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 4:10am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:29pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:43am<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:43pm<b>briang959</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:22am<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:30am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 2:18am<b>Mindset</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 9:14pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 4:12am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 2:07am

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igive's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

#21523143
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16207) - you deserved it (1476)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:51pm - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML

#21521394
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (1340)

On 01/31/2016 at 7:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torfaen)

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

#21518472
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20001) - you deserved it (1962)

On 01/23/2016 at 6:26am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27321) - you deserved it (12947)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

#21511346
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20686) - you deserved it (1758)

On 01/04/2016 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drove my friends two hours to see a tourist attraction I had been talking up for months. It burnt to the ground last week. FML

#21509674
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21278) - you deserved it (2152)

On 12/31/2015 at 6:50am - misc - by DriveNowhere - Australia

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

#21509168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (1498)

On 12/29/2015 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML

#21498071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (1527)

On 11/29/2015 at 2:05am - work - by jacobianscum (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

#21498058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26764) - you deserved it (1766)

On 11/29/2015 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

#21494790
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27986) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML

#21489205
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

#21483983
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22692) - you deserved it (7308)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

#21473642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23463) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/28/2015 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

#21465748
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28998) - you deserved it (2175)

On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

#21410455
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (3845)

On 05/15/2015 at 9:58am - misc - by Anon - United States (Minnesota)



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