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igetitincum2win
  • Town/Country : Chicago, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About igetitincum2win : gggggggeeeetttt iiiittttttt!!dont correct my grammar i don have time for that shit but il try to do my best..if u feel the need to message me go ahead im friendly all day everyday!!

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Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

#20589845
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37803) - you deserved it (6380)

On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a Monday to Friday only parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

#20546325
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (11233)

On 03/16/2013 at 4:04pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a Monday to Friday only parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

#20546325
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (11233)

On 03/16/2013 at 4:04pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML

#20522911
63 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 10:54am - misc - by keerow (man) - United States

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

#20476700
124 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML

#20473723
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20079) - you deserved it (3198)

On 01/22/2013 at 8:35pm - misc - by I should have kept my mouth shut - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

#20473717
100 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

#20473123
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7651) - you deserved it (36988)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
204 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

#20438439
142 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

#20098216
128 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 10:42am - love - by Queso Dog (woman) - Japan

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

#20097870
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19882) - you deserved it (2405)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

#20018436
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (3336)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia



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