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igese

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  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today , it was my son's fift birtday!! I askd my grandmoter , wo is a baker , to make a birtday cake 4 te party!! Two ours after te party startd , se arrivd drunk wit a large am wit candles in it!! mega FML

#20826835
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49021) - you deserved it (4339)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... I raalizad tat ma angar problams ava gottan out of and...an I soutad "Fuck you!" at ma toastar. My mood swings and lonalinass ava also raacad a naw looool ig... avidantly... as ma naxt actions wara to apologiza to ta applianca and tan continua talking to it. FML

#20823279
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46668) - you deserved it (9138)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back thier change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML

#20748724
116 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by theunluckylifeofme (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , MA WIFE UTTERED TE SOUL-CRUSING WORDS , "BUT WE'RE MARRIED NOW,Y WOULD WE AVE SEX?" FML

#20706140
279 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look ( natural. ) I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
67 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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