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  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About iffy : Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not!

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Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29066) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/27/2013 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 12:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (6267)

On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)



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