Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ifeelya

Offline (the 08/28/2014 at 1:22am) | Search for a member

ifeelya

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3570
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ifeelya's page activity

Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 9:50pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 10:56am<b>sofitina</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 10:42pm<b>chickinblue</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 2:45pm<b>MarRic31</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 1:01pm<b>desidog</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 3:50pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 7:57pm<b>ToelTyler</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 5:21pm<b>chadwj</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 3:22pm<b>rob02</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 2:15pm<b>zLyonheart</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 11:26am<b>Covenant74</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 3:41pm<b>Haha_no_123</b> - the 02/10/2012 at 3:56pm<b>auriane</b> - the 01/31/2012 at 5:28pm<b>lmb06</b> - the 01/31/2012 at 7:47am<b>rrency</b> - the 11/20/2011 at 5:33am<b>e077</b> - the 09/24/2011 at 9:51pm<b>MD_DILF</b> - the 09/01/2011 at 1:29am

ifeelya's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of ifeelya's badges

ifeelya's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11006) - you deserved it (33409)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22323) - you deserved it (2001)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13122) - you deserved it (23542)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

#19673871
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19853) - you deserved it (2163)

On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

#19649582
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8452) - you deserved it (21987)

On 05/20/2012 at 12:06am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (California)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8633) - you deserved it (47864)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the father of my child couldn't understand why he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum, so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape and pulling it up. FML

#19586827
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19346) - you deserved it (3226)

On 05/07/2012 at 11:57am - work - by notrocketscience (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

#19586621
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21835) - you deserved it (5253)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

#19561012
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5889) - you deserved it (27611)

On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia

Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML

#19556658
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5681) - you deserved it (22967)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by tandc (man) - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8428) - you deserved it (54804)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (1796)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (5763)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: