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Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
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I agree, your life sucks (28200) - you deserved it (6415)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756
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I agree, your life sucks (16622) - you deserved it (4622)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38012) - you deserved it (5068)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
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I agree, your life sucks (32025) - you deserved it (1381)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)



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