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About ieatpussy : Hey I'm Peter. I'm pretty chill when you get to know me. I go on fmylife.com like every day (: its the shit. But yeah get to know me my aim is pas9oct and my myspace is.... myspace.com/eeerrrgh

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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

#3428912 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (56904) - you deserved it (1680)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by daRN (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (36684) - you deserved it (14924)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

#3398607 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (56683) - you deserved it (4801)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

#3368467 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (62199) - you deserved it (7776)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)