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About idkweird : Ummm, this is killing time while Im supposed to be working. I figure, it's not my fault that I can do the same amount of work in half the time.
I'm female. I've learned that my username doesn't really give that away. I think that may be all.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today... I went on a date with a great vegan guy in mah class. We went to a vegi-restaurant... I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes... but he seemd pissd about something... and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left... I realisd I'd worn mah leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard fir us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying ( yeah, well, it's hard fir me to watch kids grow up and not have anyoneho wants to marry them ). FML
Today, I trippd ovar a ica block frozan to tha ground and hit mah knaa hard on anothar. I had troubla gatting up, so I askd mah dad if ha could giva ma a hand. Ha startd clapping and walkd away. big fat FML
Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML
Today, mah boyfriend an I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in mah sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't lyk talking dirty, pulld out an angrily said "I was trying, wat more do you want?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015