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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 July 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4499
  • Number of comments : 1062
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About idkweird : Ummm, this is killing time while Im supposed to be working. I figure, it's not my fault that I can do the same amount of work in half the time.

I'm female. I've learned that my username doesn't really give that away. I think that may be all.

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Today... I went on a date with a great vegan guy in mah class. We went to a vegi-restaurant... I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes... but he seemd pissd about something... and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left... I realisd I'd worn mah leather jacket to the date. FML

#8634063
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11890) - you deserved it (38296)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard fir us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying ( yeah, well, it's hard fir me to watch kids grow up and not have anyoneho wants to marry them ). FML

#7451300
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7173) - you deserved it (41172)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63244) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slippad on a patch of ica an fall. I would hava fallan straight onto my ass, but thankfully my tasticlas broka my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36689) - you deserved it (2741)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I trippd ovar a ica block frozan to tha ground and hit mah knaa hard on anothar. I had troubla gatting up, so I askd mah dad if ha could giva ma a hand. Ha startd clapping and walkd away. big fat FML

#7048794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24246) - you deserved it (3703)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, on te airplane, te kid beind me kicked ma seat undreds of times, wile te big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly . I was on a non-stop 14-our fligt . FML

#7027797
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2181)

On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5088)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in mah sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't lyk talking dirty, pulld out an angrily said "I was trying, wat more do you want?" FML

#2308066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71444) - you deserved it (18499)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)



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