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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 July 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4759
  • Number of comments : 1062
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About idkweird : Ummm, this is killing time while Im supposed to be working. I figure, it's not my fault that I can do the same amount of work in half the time.

I'm female. I've learned that my username doesn't really give that away. I think that may be all.

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Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13301) - you deserved it (40934)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

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