Umm...........
Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said,"This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML
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On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by wetboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, Michael Jackson died. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my fiance of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 10:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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