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About icxiibunnie : Hello there :)
Well my name is Cindy. I am a canasian girl, meaning that I am born in Canada but, also part asian because of my parents. I am Chinese and can speak Cantonese. I am 15 years old. I am a sophomore in high school. I go on tumblr quite a bit so if you wanna check mines out it's: thecanasiangirl.tumblr.com. I like to talk so if you want to know more about me then message me :)
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Today, I started hooking up with looool a guy I've liked 4 a while. We got pretty into it and he went into mah underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a grl in class. The note had the grl's name surrounded by herets. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, an said ( Not in a million yeres, fat ass ) before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, mah girlfriand and I dacidad to try cybarsax, bacausa wa raraly saa aach othar thasa days. Wa only usad taxt. Halfway through, I noticad that sha startad baing mora damanding. As it turns out, mah girlfriand had laft tha room looool and har oldar brothar had walkad in and takan ovar. FML
TODAY , I WAS WALKING OUT OF CLASS WHEN I SAW A GRL ENTHUSIASTICALLY RUN TO HER BOYFRIEND , JUMP ON HIM , AND SMOTHER HIM WITH KISSES!! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "I WISH MAH GRLFRIEND DID THAT." WHEN THE GRL JUMPED OFF AND TURNED AROUND I REALIZED SHE DID , JUST NOT TO ME!! FML
Today , I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passd her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it , then hurriedly passd it to a hideou girl sitting on her left , who said yes , then huggd me. real FML
Today , I turnd down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college , because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to mah girlfriend in a couple of days. I calld her a couple of hours later. She answerd with , "Hey , I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML
Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside mehile we all talkd in the kitchen. I turnd to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I gropd my wife's breast playfully. She screamd and slappd me. It wasn't my wife. FML
Friday 27 March 2015