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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1217
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About icxiibunnie : Hello there :)
Well my name is Cindy. I am a canasian girl, meaning that I am born in Canada but, also part asian because of my parents. I am Chinese and can speak Cantonese. I am 15 years old. I am a sophomore in high school. I go on tumblr quite a bit so if you wanna check mines out it's: thecanasiangirl.tumblr.com. I like to talk so if you want to know more about me then message me :)

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Judgmental

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icxiibunnie's favorite FMLs

Today, I started hooking up with looool a guy I've liked 4 a while. We got pretty into it and he went into mah underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27591) - you deserved it (4654)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (25943)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a grl in class. The note had the grl's name surrounded by herets. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, an said ( Not in a million yeres, fat ass ) before I could say it was from someone else. FML

#8568837
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32100) - you deserved it (3187)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guyho sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. real FML

#7728542
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22111) - you deserved it (2826)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, The Boy I've Liked 4 The Past 8 Yeres Asked Me Out And Then Dumped Me When He Realized That I Was Taller Than He Was. FML

#7518203
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30928) - you deserved it (2893)

On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Rejected My Wife Fir Sex. Se Ten Started To Masturbate Next To Me. I Got An Erection. Se Ten Rejected Me Fir Sex. FML

#6927698
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6625) - you deserved it (72448)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, mah crush took me to a park an told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench an were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in mah arse an he can't stop laughing. FML

#6751631
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24919) - you deserved it (4575)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:06pm - love - by Mojo (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah girlfriand and I dacidad to try cybarsax, bacausa wa raraly saa aach othar thasa days. Wa only usad taxt. Halfway through, I noticad that sha startad baing mora damanding. As it turns out, mah girlfriand had laft tha room looool and har oldar brothar had walkad in and takan ovar. FML

#6613965
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12271) - you deserved it (14883)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anon - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, wile my grlfriend was going down on me, se looked up at me an said, in a ig-pitced voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

#6312781
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11041) - you deserved it (20072)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , I WAS WALKING OUT OF CLASS WHEN I SAW A GRL ENTHUSIASTICALLY RUN TO HER BOYFRIEND , JUMP ON HIM , AND SMOTHER HIM WITH KISSES!! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "I WISH MAH GRLFRIEND DID THAT." WHEN THE GRL JUMPED OFF AND TURNED AROUND I REALIZED SHE DID , JUST NOT TO ME!! FML

#5689238
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53532) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today , I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passd her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it , then hurriedly passd it to a hideou girl sitting on her left , who said yes , then huggd me. real FML

#5598991
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35738) - you deserved it (10843)

On 10/02/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by asshole (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I turnd down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college , because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to mah girlfriend in a couple of days. I calld her a couple of hours later. She answerd with , "Hey , I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML

#5498846
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33113) - you deserved it (19496)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:23am - love - by Dead_Eye (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

#5130583
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53893) - you deserved it (3621)

On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside mehile we all talkd in the kitchen. I turnd to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I gropd my wife's breast playfully. She screamd and slappd me. It wasn't my wife. FML

#4789213
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15109) - you deserved it (53405)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by InTheDoghouse23 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66992) - you deserved it (4390)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore



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