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icxiibunnie
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About icxiibunnie : Hello there :)
Well my name is Cindy. I am a canasian girl, meaning that I am born in Canada but, also part asian because of my parents. I am Chinese and can speak Cantonese. I am 15 years old. I am a sophomore in high school. I go on tumblr quite a bit so if you wanna check mines out it's: thecanasiangirl.tumblr.com. I like to talk so if you want to know more about me then message me :)

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icxiibunnie's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23766) - you deserved it (10143)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38707) - you deserved it (3515)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11670) - you deserved it (14163)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8235) - you deserved it (28224)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

#19171997
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16752) - you deserved it (4297)

On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27872) - you deserved it (3779)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

#19165097
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (4088)

On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

#19157745
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (5846)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13496) - you deserved it (35742)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (3875)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26942) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (10870)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28387) - you deserved it (5164)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

#18531545
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27780) - you deserved it (4820)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by agony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

#18518838
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States



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