About icxiibunnie : Hello there :)
Well my name is Cindy. I am a canasian girl, meaning that I am born in Canada but, also part asian because of my parents. I am Chinese and can speak Cantonese. I am 15 years old. I am a sophomore in high school. I go on tumblr quite a bit so if you wanna check mines out it's: thecanasiangirl.tumblr.com. I like to talk so if you want to know more about me then message me :)
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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland
Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Creeped out (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
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On 10/26/2012 at 3:58am - health - by Weasel123 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by bargainshopper (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by pinkfreak94 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -
Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 9:08am - misc - by ExplosiveDildo (woman) - Afghanistan
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
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