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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About icnburbbygrl : I love anonymously judging people ✌️

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icnburbbygrl's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

#21337697
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22374) - you deserved it (8759)

On 01/15/2015 at 4:05pm - misc - by NairyAGoodIdea (man) - United States

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

#21326721
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24440) - you deserved it (2043)

On 12/29/2014 at 8:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

#21294812
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17592) - you deserved it (33151)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (4833)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML

#21256247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32766) - you deserved it (12551)

On 09/11/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by ayeayeboy19 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

#21202372
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41537) - you deserved it (3002)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

#21197391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44566) - you deserved it (8133)

On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

#21189564
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (4370)

On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44802) - you deserved it (5576)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49366) - you deserved it (5495)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

#21185382
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39456) - you deserved it (23749)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

#21184935
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38740) - you deserved it (5091)

On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML

#21183245
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44725) - you deserved it (6549)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (14288)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

#21165721
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (7280)

On 06/07/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by embarrassed girl (woman) - United States (Florida)



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