Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

icnburbbygrl

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

icnburbbygrl

5Liked!

icnburbbygrlicnburbbygrl
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About icnburbbygrl : I love anonymously judging people ✌️

icnburbbygrl's page activity

Visits<b>Christine_Junmin</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:19am<b>angiotensin</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:31am<b>TheFuckGiver1230</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:23pm<b>kianabanannna</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 5:52pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 6:53am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 10:58pm<b>FloWPs</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:02pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:20am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 4:47pm<b>SadisticStephyy</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 5:20am<b>texas_cowboy88</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 2:23am<b>ksbrdkntr</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 11:57am<b>joshvip</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:33am<b>iG_08</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:53am<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 1:16am<b>hobbit_shire</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:32pm<b>lennon_</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Blackwolf5</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:21pm

Liked!<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:09am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:22pm<b>countrywomen</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:11pm<b>xninix</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 10:59pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 11:01am

icnburbbygrl's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of icnburbbygrl's badges

icnburbbygrl's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42759) - you deserved it (19257)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (3394)

On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19789) - you deserved it (36063)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31625) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

#21337697
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22454) - you deserved it (8799)

On 01/15/2015 at 4:05pm - misc - by NairyAGoodIdea (man) - United States

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

#21326721
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24511) - you deserved it (2046)

On 12/29/2014 at 8:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

#21294812
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (34345)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40123) - you deserved it (4848)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML

#21256247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32807) - you deserved it (12570)

On 09/11/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by ayeayeboy19 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41590) - you deserved it (3005)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

#21197391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44599) - you deserved it (8135)

On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

#21189564
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46131) - you deserved it (4522)

On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44864) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49426) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

#21185382
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (24097)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)



FML's blog

  • Sidonie's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! In this week's edition, some pedalos, some kittens, a bunch of gypsy singers, some ponytails, a crooner, a house that looks like Hitler, a joke about George W. Bush's cocaine habit and a brilliant…

Thursday 19 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: