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icihappi
  • Town/Country : Napa Valley, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23276) - you deserved it (2939)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (35015) - you deserved it (8547)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (8668)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

#3308517 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (19259) - you deserved it (33191)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (73228) - you deserved it (4314)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657 (766)

I agree, your life sucks (67620) - you deserved it (13887)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

#3155973 (138)

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On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (467)

I agree, your life sucks (149040) - you deserved it (22383)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

#3143801 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (35668) - you deserved it (2279)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by stew (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

#3115220 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (45583) - you deserved it (4692)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

#3025655 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (13870)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

#1021502 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (16208) - you deserved it (82005)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had a blacklight in my room for an upcoming party. Just for fun, I decided to shine it on my loft bed, and the comforter lit up like a Christmas tree, as did several spots on the floor underneath. I don't have a boyfriend, but my roommate does. FML

#554666 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (69803) - you deserved it (3857)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (122958) - you deserved it (19411)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

#518430 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (59188) - you deserved it (17317)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by AGluckily (man) - United States (Georgia)



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